5.16.2007

Just Call Me Air Homer! I mean, genius Paris....

CAVEAT: The following is illegal. Beware and do not take this post seriously!

I have come up with something you may, at first, think to be NOT ultimate, stupid, and utterly pointless. But you have no idea what my idea is.

ATTENTION ALL KIDS! YOU CAN EXECUTE THIS IDEA IN YOUR CLASSROOM, IT'S SO SIMPLE.

Let's say you want to be rich. How will you achieve this goal? I just thought up a business that costs nothing, needs nothing, makes EVERYTHING. All you need to do is ship me 300 dollars and I'll tell you. Hmm.... I'm sounding like one of my ads! Uh oh! Anyways, let's say you make this business.
Now what? You'll need some employees.



Let's say the cost to join this wonderful scheme is 100 dollars. Right there you have 200 dollars. The people who invested in the idea are allowed to recruit as many new people as they want.


Of course, there's a 25% service charge. So now for every recruit your recruits recruit (ugh) you get another 25 dollars. What happens when the chart looks something like this?


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And there's you at the top, getting richer, and richer, and richer! If you recruit 2 people and they do the same, until it looks something like this, you'll have 800 dollars from recruiting a mere 2 people! Now imagine playing in the adult league, charging up to 1,000 dollars for recruiting rights. If this happened, you'd have an amazing 8,000 dollars!

So I ask you...

Ultimate? Yes.

Stupid? No.

Pointless? Absolutely.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is basically called a pyramid scheme and has been around for ages. It is done with all kinds of things from money-making kits, etc. Not a new idea....

Anonymous said...

wow, from MFA to pyramid schemes, next you will be extorting money for a protection racket and starting your own Mafia..

K-a-v-i said...

I like that idia its actually really cool.
I am gonna try out tomorrow in skool.

Anonymous said...

...you would make the Ancient Egyptians proud...

Why not go work for Worldcom Financial?

Anonymous said...

you're an idiot 13years old shit and you will never succeed in your life

david said...

Got anything that's not illegal? Put your mother back on the blog son before you hurt yourself.

David